Generational Run
Elon Musk
TechMarch 24, 2026
grows up in South Africamoves to Canada, then the US, because he wants to build thingscofounds Zip2, sells it for $300Mcofounds X.com, which merges with Confinity to become PayPalPayPal sells to eBay for $1.5Bnormal people would retire on a beachElon starts a rocket companyeveryone says this is the dumbest idea in historythe first three rockets explodehe is almost brokethe fourth rocket worksSpaceX now launches more rockets than most countriesNASA calls him to send astronauts to spacethe guy who almost went bankrupt on rockets now has a NASA contractsimultaneously starts Tesla to make electric carsthe entire auto industry laughsTesla almost dies multiple timesElon sleeps on the factory floorTesla becomes the most valuable car company on earthmore valuable than the next ten automakers combinedstarts The Boring Company because he was stuck in traffic one daystarts Neuralink because he wants to put chips in people's brainslaunches a Tesla into space on a SpaceX rocket for no reason other than vibesthere is literally a car orbiting the sun right nowbuys Twitter for $44 billioneveryone asks whyfires 80% of the staffthe site still works somehowrenames it Xposts memes at 3am to 200 million followersbecomes the richest person on earthloses the titlegets it backloses it againgets it back againthis happens like four timesgets mass protested globallygets appointed to run a government department called DOGEyes, like the meme cointhis is real lifehas children across multiple relationshipsnamed one of them X Æ A-12that is a real name given to a real human childnet worth fluctuates by $20B on a random Tuesdaycould fund a small country's GDP with his net worth change in a single weekstill posts through it allabsolutely will not log off
The run that divided the entire internet and then bought it 📈